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The Wumper

Words & Music by Steve Gillette

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When I grow up I wanna be a wumper.
One of the one percent of the people
With ninety percent of the wealth.
I want to buy me a couple of senators
And a houseful of representators
I want to see Democracy working for myself.

Oh yes I do, I wanna be a wumper
One of the one percent, the fun percent,
The guys with all the dough.
I'll do all that I can
For the sake of my fellow man,
But the poor they're always with us
doncha know.

Oh far be it from me to want to offend anyone,
It was only my intention to instruct.
So put a sticker on my bumper
Says “I wanna be a Wumper!”
And the rest of you lousy chumps can go get – jobs.

Oh far be it from me to want to offend anyone
It was never my intention to be rude.
So put a sticker on my bumper
Says “I wanna be a Wumper!”
And the rest of you lousy chumps can go get – 
Down at the Walmart -
The rest of you lousy chumps can go get jobs.

©2018 Compass Rose Music, BMI

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